Oil on hardboard
Anyone for a margartini? A shot of tequila, shot of vodka, 1/2 shot of Grand Marnier, shot of O.J., shot of Lemon juice and a shot of lime juice. Toss all ingredients into a martini shaker with a few rocks of ice and shake it like a crack head. Take a few breaths, light up your cigar of choice... or not, then pour contents into a large martini glass and garnish with a slice of lime. Crank up the stereo and cop a squat on your favorite lounge chair.